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Random Thoughts From Our Random MindsSunday, February 19, 2006
This Doebler Kid's Awesome
By: doebtownI must, however, cut and paste one of his postings, for the amusement of those of you who are to lazy to follow a link. It's his list of people who are "ON NOTICE" (if you read enough of his blog, you'll see that people come and go from this list)
1. All ON NOTICES must irritate me, bug me, or are otherwise retarded.
2. An ON NOTICE may only stay on the ON NOTICE LIST for a maximum of two months.
3. An ON NOTICE that has been on the ON NOTICE LIST for more than two months will be placed indefinitely in the DEAD TO ME LIST.
ON NOTICE LIST:
01. People who do not stop at stop sign or feel that traffic rules do not apply to them.
02. Kobe Bryant---it’s not that he’s good, it’s that everyone else is terrible.
03. NASCAR Drivers
04. Nine tenths of a cent
05. Sand
06. Braces
07. People who feel they need to place a phone call at 1:00 AM
08. Cheerleaders
09. Mongolian Combat Boots
10. People who honk when they pick you up instead of coming to the door
11. Panthers---For beating the Bears
12. Teachers who call on you when you don’t have your hand raised
13. People who are bad at telling jokes
DEAD TO ME:
1. James Lewerke
2. Terrorists
3. Nazis
4. Speech
5. Smiley Faces
6. People who make car commercials
: 11:37 PM**********
* Osama Bin Laden
It might be takin' us the better part of a decade to catch that son of a bitch, but--then again--it took a WHILE to sweep up all the Nazis and we still took care of THAT little task-e-wasky.
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Humm . . . who ELSE can I put ON NOTICE?
OK, I got one:
* Theodore Huxtable
That's right! . . . by ultimately having a learning disability that he could blame for all his years of under-achieving, he made the rest of us compleatly able slackers seem lazy.
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1- people who ask you to confirm that something may have gone bad in the fridge. ie- "I think this milk went bad, taste it". NO! Why would I do that?
2- celebrities singing the National Anthem and make it all "fancy". Just sing the song- that's fine that you're a good singer but just sing it as it was written.
3- people who listen to their music so loud I can hear it coming from their headphones. You may like your music buddy, that doesn't mean I should have to listen to it.
4- Drivers who try and sneak around traffic exiting a highway by scooting up front and squeezing in at the exit. Who do you think you are. If you just waited in line like the rest of us, there wouldn't be so much traffic exiting!!
ahh, i feel better.
Stefanie as someone who is incredibly lax punctuation (and Matt's favorite) capitalization- I do respect your position- really I do- but I think this is a losing battle for ya. Much like my "anti-cell phone" position of the late 90's- eventually I just had to give in.
: 7:55 PM**********
People who mis-pronounce supposedly by saying "supposaBly".
That makes me crazy.
: 1:30 PM**********
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