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Saturday, October 22, 2005

Classy Outgoing Messages From Classy People

In my life, I get to make lots of phone calls to lots of people who's most valuable possession in life is their cell phone. Most of these people don't want to talk to me (wonder why!), so I ALSO get to hear lots of outgoing voice-mail messages.

Some of these messages are SO exceptional, I decided I just HAD to start compiling a list. I'll add to it as I come across new ones!

- " . . . and leave your number, damn it! Don't assume people have your number. Don't assume it's just on the top of their head and you're so important that they just know your number. Leave it! You don't have to leave the time. Just leave your phone number and that you called. Thank you."

- "It's 2005 and I've already made a few changes in my life . . . leave a message and I'll get back to you. If I don't get back to you, you're one of those changes."

posted at 7:16 PM

Comments:

If only that could be my outgoing message at WORK!

# posted by  Anonymous : 8:01 PM

 

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That's hilarious... Thanks for sharing!

# posted by  Anonymous : 8:37 PM

 

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